Saturday, March 21, 2009

A TO Z OF BSCHOOL

A to Z of B School
A=== Always pay money
B=== Bring latest excuse
C=== Compromise
D=== Dreams fails
E=== Every student is cash cow
F=== Fake records
G===Go Green but where is placement??????
I=== Imagine you are future manager( always imagine only)
J=== Join ie increase number of student as possible
K===Koooool how many coming in next batch
L===LAPTOP (life time experience)
M=== Music and dance is must
N=== NO arguments
O===Only sixsigma will do magic
P=== Please wait
Q===Quality ie God knows
R===Right place to do MBA
S===Success (get money in bulk)
T=== Top B school
U=== U are manager U can manage
V=== Vow!
W===WiFi campus God knows
X===Xperimental
Y=== "Y"
Z=== Zeal but not within boundry

24 comments:

  1. A PLACE WHERE REAL CHEATING ,DISHONESTY IS RULING
    IAM ONE OF THE STUDENT FROM FIRST BATCH IN ISBR . THE BIGGEST MISTAKE WHICH I HAVE DONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE IS TAKING ADMISSION IN ISBR .
    NO ONE BELIEVE THAT TILL NOW NO FINANCE JOB OFFER HAS CAME TO THE COLLEGE
    SEE THE CONDITION OF THE COLLEGE THAT THEY ARE UNABLE TO GET SINGLE COMPANY FOR FINANCE JOB
    OUR PLACEMENT OFFICER IS THE BIGGEST STUPID I EVER SEEN
    IN AN MBA COLLEGE THE ROLE OF "PLACEMENT OFFICER " IS TO GET THE CONTACT OF CORPORATE BY MEETING THEM DIRECTLY BUT
    IN ISBR THE ROLE OF PLACEMENT OFFICER IS TO TAKE UNNECESSARY CLASSES AND HAVING FUN WITH FEMALE FACULTY,
    I HAD NEVER SEEN HIM LEAvING HIS CABIN AND CONTACTING THE CORPORATES, BUT EVERY MONTH END HE IS MAKING MONEY OF RS 40000.
    PLEASE BEWARE OF ISBR (FAKE WORLD FAKE LEARNING)

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  2. i think the information provided is truth 2 the best of possible.... so i request al new on lookers 2 b aware of these cheaters.

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  3. Hi everyone visit the fake orkut account of isbr...................its fake.isbr@gmail.com................password is manishkothari.................start adding stuffs in orkut account and its my humble request not to change passwrod otherwise noone can be able to access , I want this to be accessed by everyone........

    Thanks
    with regards
    Fake ISBR (Victim student....)

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  4. ISBR is a fashion/munjara/Fraud/delaying/harsh management school here one can freely enjoy there life better then garden, "" ISBR is a Garden in Garden City/IT City/Pub City/etc....Bangalore

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  5. victim
    true guys absolutely stupid college wid a bunch of stupid director, back office staffs and last but not the least placement officer...
    dnt ever take admissions in this college

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  6. ISBR FAKE WORLD FAKE LEARNING


    NO PLACEMENT! NO PROJECT !

    Chair person- Manish kothari only do the business ............he loves to make money by cheating others and never provided proper education nor proper placements..........all the data’s furnished in newly printed prospects are fake..........just to impress the students .......never go by there words..........and there are nothing but a big bunch of scoundrels who are always ready to cheat others ..........the hopeless institution in Bangalore with hopeless management……he is the puppet who acts under the command of the director and others faculty.

    Directors - AMIT GUPTA have no manners. He is the most arrogant guy you will ever meet. He doesn’t have minimum basic manners to become the director of the B-school.
    He loves to torture the students.

    Placement officer SOUMYA doesn’t have any corporate relationship. Conduct all valueless classes if at all company comes for the placement in the college that is too fake like ISBR.This is the credit ional our varies own placement officer owns…..His favorite word recession is anyone ask him about the placements…….he is unable to get any finance and HR company….. If he doesn’t have any finance and HR company what kind of the placement officer he is …and he sent us the mail of hard core sales company ……..he also sent us the mail of company which comes in monster.com, nakuri.com……this work is done by our very own placement officer ….the work which he does could be carried out by any person…………

    Back office - It just a market place where all technical fools gather to gather to spent time…….

    No security - A place where you are warmly welcomed if you are eager to loose your valuables……

    In ISBR only one and hour class conduct in whole day. This is the MBA college.
    No studies… nothing ….just sit and stand in stairs have fun with friends …For this ISBR is meant …..ISBR is like a get together hall………


    What kind of college where chairperson , director and placement officer replied that because of recession we are not able to placed you guys…….but truth is they never tried for our placements …..And they don’t have any corporate relations.

    Please never ever think about ISBR for taking admission. This is mine humble request from all who are away from ISBR.

    SMU

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  7. fuck this college

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  8. this bleady sarit kumar is bigger cheater..

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  9. dont worry friends..... their children will suffer more then us.... from isbr 1st batch...

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  10. this all bustards have to suffer

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  11. i know i think u all r right. th college does suck.

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  14. where is lcci bloody hell..............................

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  15. give us fake certificate of six sigma

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  16. hey students who are ready to koin isbr i request you please join another college because isbr is totally fake ............and we are the victim of fake isbr.....so plz never think to join isbr

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  17. oh yes....i forgot lcci.......wats dat? employment certification? or some kind of a joke...............guys dnt ever come to this college for MBA....there r many other good b-schools in our country..............

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  18. hiii to everybody.
    1. it is all for hindi janane or bolane wala ke liye...............
    ham tah dil se rajasthani community manch se hath jod kar bol rahe hai ki.. bhaiyo or bahino....hamko to isbr ne duba diya. but aane wale young candidates and logo..tum es ISBR se kam se kam 3 km dur rahana.. yah ek asha college hai jisaki hawa lag gayi na.. fir to aap kya..aapaka bhagwan ji bhi aa ke admission le lenge.
    ab puso kese... now suno..yeh log kya karte hai ki..jab koi student aaya..tab usake aage placement ka record rakhate hai or hath koni tak jod ke bol te hai ki plz admision lelo.. hum aapako 101% job de dedenge..oh studento tum enaki kahani to suno...
    a ram kya hoga.. hamare es india.. ka...
    ..............
    .yah collge. fake hai.. plz..

    now for english man-
    see dear all i am heartly speaking that there is nothing to be happen in ISBR and frankly that this college is not like others MBA's college. it is as a buffalo badaa. where animals are kept.
    so plz.. do not come TO DO MBA From ISBR.
    jai ho... bharat mata ki.........
    after once read .. u have to apeak jai of bharat mata ki. ok....................

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  21. I don't know how come u guys spk like this.. I am studying in the current batch 2010.And i feel the college gives me all i need with proper faculty and guest lectures.Till day i have felt to be more convenient.Kindly pls stop sending wrong messages.Come and feel the fresh air at ISBR.

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  22. Hey thanks for your suggestion i was about to join but have decided not to. correct me if its name does n't stand for Intensive Sucking Bisexuals Region

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  23. Fake college. Only a fool can join it.

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